No discussion of Hazelmoss Woods or the creatures there can be complete without mention of Margerie Theacen Bristlebark, known by all within the Wood or without as Midge, Grandma, or The Old Matron. One of if not the oldest living resident of the Isles, Midge has seen, in her own words, “more seasons and hardships than I care to recount, and more’n anyone should stomach!” Widely considered by the residents of Hazelmoss as the Matriarch of the Wood, most major decisions that affect the region wind their way to Midge’s favorite rocking chair, along with those coming with gossip or seeking advice on everything from the season’s harvest to what color to wear to the next festival day. Most are shoo’d on their way with a grumpy comment on the behavior of “youngsters”, but Midge has her favorites who she takes into her care and confidences.